Monday, April 24, 2006 

Conductive Rambling

Dear Sarah,

Thank you for the pot. You're such a great sister! I just wanted to voice my appreciation and publicly acknowledge your actions. It makes me hungry just taking it out of the drawer! Since I got my first delivery free, does this mean I will have to pay from now on? Regardless, I need more! I swear I'm addicted now... So let me know if you get any more in stock...


Behold! The pot in question: serving up some al dente pasta I made with pesto from my mother's garden!

UPDATE: I had some minor problems with my computer (nothing that cursing at it didn't not fix!) and since it wouldn't recognize my CF Drive, I couldn't post the second picture which was the whole point of the post! Without it, the tone was totally different (read: not funny), but running low on time, I posted it omitted picture and all! Well, now all is well and the post is complete, late, and now pointless. My work is done...

Sunday, April 09, 2006 

It Pains Me To Say This!

These phrases need to die. NOW:

"We make going to the dentist fun again!" (you know, back when their instruments were designed for ripping...)

"Come rediscover the wonders of the Renaissance!" (like the plague!)

"The most comfortable exam room possible" (besides my room with you not there?)

Note: This photo is probably copyrighted and was not taken by me. This should be obvious since the image is in focus and there's no vomit in the frame...

About me

  • I'm Mark
  • From Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
  • As a rejection consultant, I hear it all. I like near-death novelty photos, teeth bling, puppies and discriminatorily neutral jeers: "Hey clean shirt!" I am, however; probably best know for the musical I did with Hitler. Jake Hitler, that is. He lived next door and we knitted afghans together (when we could catch them; they run fast!)
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